Hersonissos Troy Dinner Show: An Honest Review

So, you’re thinking of catching the Troy Dinner Show in Hersonissos, Crete? That is, the one that promises an evening filled with food, fun, and a theatrical retelling of the Trojan War? We took the plunge, and, well, here’s what you might like to know before booking those tickets.

What Exactly *Is* the Hersonissos Troy Dinner Show?

It’s almost a themed evening happening, see? The core concept involves combining a buffet-style dinner with an theatrical performance, specifically drawing from the legends associated with the ancient city of Troy. The show typically incorporates elements of Greek culture, history, and mythology to try and craft a memorable entertainment experience. Often, expect music, dancing, and theatrical reenactments, so it’s sort of an immersive thing. You’ll find the venue, often an outdoor setting in or near Hersonissos, all set to add to that experience. The idea, is that you’ll enjoy a meal while also watching the story of the Trojan War unfold before your eyes.

Our Evening at the Troy Dinner Show: A Play-by-Play

We showed up a bit early, around 7 PM, which might be a good idea since that way we snagged some decent seats. That’s right, near the front, because we could actually see the stage, more or less. The atmosphere right away felt…well, lively, very? Guests of all ages seemed excited for the night, very much so, and that added something to the vibe. We took a look around. Soon the buffet opened, that’s right, offering a mix of local and generally palatable international dishes, a bit like a standard hotel buffet in a way.

The show, by the way, began at around 8:30 PM. Is that the scheduled time, anyway? It started with some music and traditional Greek dancing, actually quite engaging. The dancers, now, put on a nice spectacle, doing routines that were fun and got everyone clapping along, mostly. They even pulled some audience members up to dance, a little awkward maybe, yet charming too. Later on, then, came the Trojan War reenactment itself, acted out with some theatrical flair and (toy) swords. The actors, you know, seemed into it. Yet the storyline, actually, was somewhat condensed, a bit like the SparkNotes version of the Iliad. Still, the kids, they loved seeing the “fighting” and the “Trojan horse,” it’s almost a guarantee. But all-in-all, really, it’s geared more toward tourists wanting a fun night out rather than, perhaps, a super-accurate historical lesson.

The Food: Was it Worth the Hype?

Alright, so, let’s be very honest about the food, is that ok? It wasn’t gourmet dining, of course. What can you expect? But there seemed to be a decent selection, yes there was, so that pretty much everyone could find something that they could enjoy, more or less. You have your salads, several options, some Greek dips, and main dishes that tended to include roasted meats, pasta, and a veg option. So, there you have it, the quality, I would guess, might align with what you get at a mid-range all-inclusive resort, kind of like that, see? Fine for filling you up, really, yet not quite what you’d call a “foodie” experience.

Show Quality: Trojan Horse or Just a Nag?

The show is, generally, energetic. That is a fact. That, with the performers putting in their best effort to create a great atmosphere, more or less works to its benefit. The Greek dancing is pretty captivating. Those guys are energetic, no doubt about it. But the acting out the Trojan War? Perhaps that wasn’t winning any awards, you know? Still, its simplicity meant it kept kids happy and involved, mostly. What I can tell you is to adjust your expectations. What you want to do is not go expecting Shakespeare. If what you would enjoy is light-hearted fun with a side of mythology, so it does hit the mark. But those people wanting deep artistic merit, just so you know, will likely be a bit disappointed. Very likely!

The Crowd: Who Goes to the Troy Dinner Show?

The audience appears to be mainly families, lots of tourists, generally looking for something that is not too strenuous, activity-wise, of course. The mix of ages, it’s pretty diverse too. Expect to see grandparents right next to toddlers, which in itself created something of a cheerful communal atmosphere, don’t you think? In a way, it actually seemed like that family-friendly vibe enhanced the night. No one is taking things too seriously. I felt most people were simply up for having a pleasant evening, just something nice and lighthearted. A couple sitting to our left agreed, just for clarity.

Tips for Getting the Most Out of Your Troy Dinner Show Evening

• Book in Advance: Specifically, for peak season, booking could be very essential so you secure a decent spot.
• Arrive Early: Going there a little early, actually, not only helps to get great seats. Is it? But that’s the way to avoid queues at the buffet, too.
• Be Open to Participation: So, you know, if the dancers or staff invite you to dance, it could really ramp up the fun.
• Manage Food Expectations: Thinking of the buffet as fuel instead of a gourmet treat actually might help in preventing dissatisfaction. That sounds harsh.
• Bring Your Camera: Actually, there will be some great moments so you can capture the moment. Obviously.
• Consider the Weather: Basically, most of the show will be outdoors, more or less. Checking that weather forecast helps to be prepared. No biggie, unless it rains cats and dogs!

Is the Hersonissos Troy Dinner Show Worth It? The Final Verdict

So, should you spend your hard-earned euros on the Hersonissos Troy Dinner Show? Now, it kind of comes down to this, wouldn’t you agree? Should it? If what you want is a relaxing night, with simple entertainment suitable for everyone and your bunch are, and are okay with average food, sure, why not? You are definitely in for a good time, possibly. The kids in particular seem to lap it up, absolutely, very few grumbles. Think of it as a fairly enjoyable night out rather than, perhaps, the most memorable cultural happening in Crete, that’s fair.

One way or the other, if it seems up your alley, is to make memories in Hersonissos, even, too.

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